The Toilet

Our toilet is clogged and I'm not sure if it's my fault. It could be that Kim actually had a miscarriage (yes, I know that's gross and mean but hey it's 10 in the morning and I don't have to leave until 11 so I can say whatever I damn well please) or the newbie could have flushed down the pot she knew Kim would try to steal. Whatever the cause, now I am unable to use the bathroom and I really have to pee.